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21.03.2008 - Rock Me To Sleep Backward, turn backward, O time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for to-night! Mother, come back from the echoless shore, Take me again to your heart as of yore; Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care, Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair; Over my slumbers your loving watch keep: Rock me to sleep, Mother-rock me to sleep!

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Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my. soup!' Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.' 'Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' 'Don't worry, sir, the spider in the salad will get it.' WAITER: 'How did you find your steak, sir?' DINER:'Quite by accident. I moved a few peas and there it was.' DINER:'This restaurant must have a very clean. kitchen.' OWNER:'Thank you sir, but how did you know?' DINER:'Everything ta...

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